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grotesquery, posting in fuckyoulist @ 12:49 am: Fuck you, Salvation Army. Get your stupid bell out of my face. Maybe I'll chuck a dollar your way when you stop dodging anti-discrimination laws, but until then you can shove your dollar store bell straight up your silly ass. For now I'll stick to giving money to local homeless shelters, thanks.

And also, your aprons are fucking ugly.

terradactl, posting in fuckyoulist @ 07:17 pm: shannon, i liked you years ago - when i didn't know your opinions.
the other day this woman i was talking to named shannon or whatever was complaining like a bitch about how shallow everyone in our school is and this bitch was going on and on and i so kindly tell her to shut the fuck up and stop complaining. she lashes out with 'if you think i'm complaining, you don't know what complaining is' so i ask her 'what the hell are you doing?' she comes back with, 'i'm pointing out what is blatantly obvious to anyone with a brain, stupid.' and i really wanted to tell her that doing so was fucking stupid but i digress and just told her she was still complaining. this led onto me telling her that complaining about something that can't be changed was stupid, however, she took it as me being one of those 'no protesting because you can't change shit.'

no. i'm okay with protesting. i'm not okay with protesting personalities. what, are you going to go worldwide bitching about how no one loves you for what's inside? well, tough shit. people are shallow. it's a personality trait, you bitching and moaning isn't going to change over a million peoples personalities. that's like protesting against nature - good fucking luck. stop being so bitchy and go find someone who doesn't care about your piggie nose. yes, that was shallow. protest against me.

phoenixothon, posting in fuckyoulist @ 06:18 pm: FUCK YOU xvmoonchildvx
http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/2665873.html?thread=433293969#t433293969

"omg, that pheonixothon is a real piece of work herself. "

WTF THE FUCKING FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO WITH CAT ABUSE YOU STUPID NOOB CUNT?
OH WOW I DON'T BELIEVE IN JESUS, SORRY!!!!!
SORRY I PISSED ON YOUR FUCKING XIAN WHEATIES@!!!!!
SORRY I FORCED YOU TO FACE UP TO THE HYPOCRISY OF YOUR RETARDED MADE UP HOLIDAY.
I HOPE YOU DIE CHOKING ON A CANDY CANE YOU STUPID LOSER.

ladyamarra, posting in fuckyoulist @ 12:47 am: Fuck you Amazon!
I ordered two DVDs for 22.90, but now, you say I have to pay 29.40 because you think you can't give me my order the way I placed it. NO! Instead you send both DVDs extra, want money for that, and instead of paying via bill for just one parcel, you want money for writing an extra bill for that second DVD.

I ordered it differently, but customer service says they can't do it the way I wanted it. Hey, it would have been alright, if you had told me the moment I place the fucking order!!

Almost 7 Euros for you!

A lot of annoyance for me!!

Fuck you, bastards.

lampetia, posting in fuckyoulist @ 05:50 pm: Fuck you cat!
I'm fucking tired of you scratching up the corners of my carpet. I just got charged $400 at the old place for you doing that bullshit. I thought you would've learned that I don't appreciate that shit when I tossed you into the wall last week for doing it. Fucking stupid cat!


ETA: Fuck all you hippies who think I'm some kind of monster because I tossed my cat once.

OH NO! How dare a person who provides shelter, good food, regular vet visits and a stable environment do one unorthodox thing to a poor defenseless retarded cat who won't respond to a fucking spray bottle.

Next time I'll just leave him some passive-aggressive sticky note on his litter box like a PETA fag.

john_mark_karr, posting in fuckyoulist @ 02:30 pm: fuck you mom for asking me to take the trash out, it's like...can't you see i'm playing halo??? lol stupid idiot mom. i just took the trash out yesterday! it's not like you have a job or anything, why don't YOU take the trash out? and stop telling me to clean my room. uhm it's my room, hellooo?? not yours. if you don't like it so much then why don't YOU clean it.

fuck you mom and dad.

shattersixx, posting in fuckyoulist @ 04:20 pm: A big "Fuck you" to dad, for making his teenage daughter and wife cut down the Christmas tree, carry it to the car, and set it up in the tree stand, while he was sitting on the fucking couch watching some Tom Cruise movie.  You know mom just had surgery on her back, you lazy bastard. Next time you "don't feel like doing it", I will drive my foot so far up your ass that you'll be tasting Converse for a week.

phoenixothon, posting in fuckyoulist @ 08:37 am: Fuck XMas
Fuck you people who put Santa hats on their icons to look more xmassy.
Yes, I said Xmas not CHRISTmas.
You all know you don't give a shit about Christmas or Jesus, yet you seem to want to reap whatever benefits can be had by an association with Christianity.
I think it makes you look stupid.
It makes people think you are in the Xmas spirit, when you are a malcontent just like everyone else.
Wouldn't it be nice if you didn't have to be forced to be with relatives you hate, and even stoop to buy them a gift?
Who has money for that shit anymore?
Tax returns are my "xmas" and I buy stuff for myself and finally pay for my cat's emergency surgery earlier this year.
It's just revolting people freak out about getting some video game for their spoiled brat kids, when one game could feed 10 families for a month, and not just on some fictitious holiday once a year.
"It's July, fuck you people you can starve till December."
Although I feel obligated to tell PETA to fuck off too.
I donated $25 ONE TIME LIKE 8 YEARS AGO, and get begging letter like twice a month.
It's not that I don't give a shit about animal abuse, but my OWN cats come first and i can't even afford an emergency surgery if it comes up.
Oh and fuck Yahoo too for all of their "ads" not news that the economy is getting better.
FUCK YOU! YOU ARE LYING OUT OF YOUR CYBER ASSES.
Fuck it, Fuck everyone except like 4 people.
Fuck you all.

zombossified, posting in fuckyoulist @ 08:18 pm: Whoever invented talking internet ads needs to choke on twenty dicks

insane_spiral, posting in fuckyoulist @ 05:43 pm: Standing up for myself may be "talking back to you", but it is NOT an excuse for emotional abuse.
I dealt with that sort of shit for 10 months before, I am NOT going to take it from you or anyone else ever again. Taking the same tone and words that She did, as unintentional as they (at least the words) may be, is just going to piss me off even more.
Fuck you.

gothique, posting in fuckyoulist @ 03:07 pm: IM BACK!
Hey ladiieezzz,

Alright, I am all about women standing up for other women, and for feminism and the idea of sisterhood, but if you do not back the fuck up, I will rearrange your face, you uppity cunt. I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but don't try and give me shit for dressing well. I am not trying to steal your man, your spotlight, or what the fuck ever else you think. I look good because I choose to look good, and if you can't appreciate either get your catty as up in this chair and critique me properly or step the fuck down. Do you really think that your Walmart two piece lounge suit wearing ass can really say shit about what I'm wearing? I held my tongue when I heard you huffing and puffing and trying to blow my fierce house down, but don't even play when you look like a goddamn bag lady.

I get it, okay? I get that you're too busy for fashion or what the hell you tell yourself to justify what a mess you decided to leave the house in, but don't start hating because you think I'm some airheaded fool who doesn't think beyond UGH GARETH PUGH SS10 LINE REALLY CAPTURES THE SPIRIT OF BLAH BLAH BLAH. I know for a fact that not only do I have the highest grade in the class, but I'm also the person who actually spends that extra time studying the subject beyond the vagaries the teacher decides amuses him. Either step the fuck up and study, or get the hell out of my face, don't try and deflect your obvious academic inadequacies by loudly commenting on my attire. It's childish, and furthermore, shows a lack of inventiveness on your part. Your inability to critique or to comment on the work we do in class shows that you're not on my level intellectually, and you should concern yourself with that as opposed to my clothing choices.

As for your friend? Shut that fucking gaping maw, you atrocious hambeast masquerading as a woman. Don't you EVER imply that my boyfriend treats me as a kept woman or is anything less than a saint. You are damn right I called you out during our break in front of our classmates. I will not tolerate your green eyed bullshit because you don't like that 'fucking goth chick' who 'obviously suck a lot of cock to get that shit'. Bitter much? You are right, I suck a mean fucking cock, but that has no bearing on my academic standing. Just because I have a nice boyfriend who likes to treat me well, and I take the time to work on the material doesn't imply that I somehow offered my self to the professor. It means I'm a fucking nerd, a big fucking nerd who reads comics, plays videogames and plays drinking games during Harry Potter. It means I got fucking lucky when I asked that Irish guy out last year. It means that I make him happy and do his laundry and get on my fucking knees more than twice in our entire relationship (Yes you cow, I can hear you FROM ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM good god stfu) and he likes to go down on me and take me to Ireland and feed the fucking bird when I study. God.

Furthermore, y'all can suck donkey dick because I plan on fucking up the curve tonight during the final, getting laid, and getting fucking drunk FOR FREE because I actually have friends outside of the girls at weight watchers.

Suck a dick,
gothique

I know this makes me sound like #1 FATTY HATER, but some bitches should get a Steven Segal style beatdown and quit hatin'.

meimei82, posting in fuckyoulist @ 12:59 pm: FUCK YOU, "EDITOR IN CHIEF"

We both know that title was only given to you because you're a teacher's pet. Sure, I'll put up with you and your bullshit for a while. You can change the paper, fine. Whatever. I won't say much, just kind of ruffle my feathers a little and get over it. But! When you try and reassign me to just being an Online Editor and "that's it". Huh. Think again. I've paid my dues. I was here two years ago, when this paper was nothing and there was only 10 people in the class. I was here the next year, too when people, like yourself, decided to get invovled. I am here now, and no, you're not going to change my position because you're a higher-up. I am not going to let you control this paper any more. Fuck you. I have had it with you and your reign of terror. NO. MORE.

FUCK YOU.

hiddenmuse, posting in fuckyoulist @ 08:33 pm: Dear U.S. Bank -

FUCK YOU.

I have the low balance warning notice set up for a reason. How about actually working, dammit!? Yeah... loving that $300 or so in overdraft fees, because your fucking system didn't generate a fucking low balance notice.

Again, Fuck You and the horses you rode in on.

Fuck you very much,

A very pissed off hiddenmuse

jaded110, posting in fuckyoulist @ 06:26 pm: Some birthday.
FUCK YOU.

Thanks to you, Uncle Asshole, my mother is sitting locked in her room on my birthday because you HAD to put her down.

I don't care if Mom bought me anything on my birthday, at least she and my dad are here for me. Just because you don't think she can do anything right doesn't mean I do too. She's MY mother, you son of a bitch. Shit happens, and she just couldn't afford to buy me much this year. We have plans when my dad gets paid. It's not like she's not doing anything for me. We had to pay rent and Mom's car insurance, and I understand that those come first.

If you're going to just put my parents down, then I don't fucking want anything from you. Get the fuck out of my life and take your fail with you.

Jennifer

Tags: uncle asscactus

aubergine_pilot, posting in fuckyoulist @ 05:04 pm: Yo, sperm donor.

Fuck you.

You had no idea what you were doing with your life at twenty, either - the only difference was that you were partying and getting drunk off your ass at Lehigh University on mommy and stepdaddy's bill, whereas I am trying desperately to find another job, find a college that will accept my SAT or ACT score and highschool GPA two years out from graduation, and still pay my rent, car insurance bill, and student loan payments.

You think I like living like this? You think I like renting from your passive-aggressive sister-in-law any more than you like talking with her for more than three minutes at a time? You think I like having to tape one of my car's headlights in because I haven't got the money to fix the front end of it? What the fuck is wrong with you?

john_mark_karr, posting in fuckyoulist @ 10:53 am: Fuck Tom Gabel from Against Me! Sell out faggot. Remember when you were like the best band ever? Then some kid called you a sell out in a coffee shop in Gainesville so you smashed his head in to a table and got arrested? Ya going from "fuck the man" to "beat up little kids". You're a real douchebag. I'd appreciate all the money I spent on your records back, oh yea you blew it all on cocaine.

protip: you know you're a fucking horrible person when you get a pro record deal and your drummer fucking leaves your band to sell burritos.

FUCK YOU, TOM.

randomgirl666, posting in fuckyoulist @ 01:53 am: Fuck depression
Fuck this horrible evil thing that swoops down into my life, fucks with my insides and disappears again for another two weeks. I am so fucking sick of everything being a fight.

Doctors/chemists: please invent a magic cure so I don't have to keep going back and begging for the CBT referral you won't give me because you'd rather stick me on fucking prozac and forget about it.

shut_down_eyes, posting in fuckyoulist @ 06:50 pm: FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!

You load my computer up with delights such as microsoft office 2007, publisher 2007, and powerpoint 2007, BUT THEN ASK ME FOR ACTIVATION KEYS.

What the hell is this shit. IM NOT BUYING ANYTHING ELSE FROM YOU.

hokeysmoke, posting in fuckyoulist @ 08:25 am: A BIG FUCK YOU TO MARK DAVID CHAPMAN.

craig_dickson, posting in fuckyoulist @ 04:39 pm: Fuck Foxy Knoxy. She's been proven guilty as a murderer. No judicial system is flawed just because it's not the American Judicial SYstem which is, of course, beyond reproach!